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TITLE:SPANDIMERDA INTERVIEW WITH COLORBIRD OF RAZOR 1911
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SPANDIMERDA INTERVIEW WITH COLORBIRD OF RAZOR 1911
Macno:
Scenarium is a objective mag, it stays above the contenders of every spandimerda
war and it intends to stay above the contenders also in the most exciting
spandimerda war of the moment: the more or less friendly exchange of point of
view between Zinkfloid of TRSI and Colorbird of Razor 1911.
In the last issue of Scenarium, believe it or not, we interviewed Zinkfloid for
his powerful and grand spandimerda declarations.
Now, for the joy of the whole spandimerda community, we are having our exclusive
spandimerda interview with Colorbird himself.
Here you are Colorbird, we know you are deeply stirred and happy and proud to be
here replying to our questions so you haven't to repeat that.
Tell us, instead, what is your definition of a spandimerda. Let's see if you've
studied.
Colorbird:
First of all I am not proud to be in a mag that has awarded the biggest idiot on
the scene a price that belongs to ME! He is not a pro spandimerder, he is a
fake beginner! A real professional spandimerder cant be a looser like that
little boy Zinkglubb. Talking about little boys, I know a diskmag editor who
likes small boys so Zinkflop should be happy to mess with me who is just
embarrases him instead of fistfucking him like another editor of our mag should
have done...
Needless to say that the only reason why we are interviewing you is due to your
entertaining war with Zinky, our Spandimerda hero. How have you dared to engage
such a war with such a Spandimerda master? Don't you feel all the odds against
you?
I do not fear the biggest looser in Ostmark (hehehe.. you guys in Austria
perhaps don't like that name that Hitler had for your country). I am a true
Viking and he is nothing. Zinkglubb have maybe BEEN a master of spandimerding
but its Nothing compared to what will face him in Propaganda#3, by the way what
has happened to Suicid? Havent seen it for a while. Has Suicid committed
suicide????? Has he finally realised that he is nothing compared to me and
remade his mag to a Worship-Propaganda Mag???
We must say that we didn't like your reply to Zinky's powerful spandimerding
against you and your mag in his Suicid. We expected hard words and pure back
spandimerding but you simply stood mute, leaving to the other editors the reply.
Why have you done THIS to us? Are you afraid, after all, of a direct war with
Zinkfloid?
Hmm... I liked the article by Some1&Prime and I thought that it would do but
then I read the articles in Abnormalia #3 and then I thought what the hell.. So
if you check Propaganda #3 you would find a complete "Spandimerding Zinkfloid
Section" just for spandimerding Zinkfloid. Its made by several of our editors
and will suit everyones taste of spandimerding... It will just kill the poor
bastard forever... And I am not afraid of a so called "coder" who cant even
code a diskmag routine for himself...
What wasn't written by you in Propaganda 2, was anyway written Some1 and Prime
in an open letter to Zinkfloid/TRSI. They made a good spandimerda reply, cold
and detached, less violent than Zinky's one but somehow more ironic. The
Official Spandimerda Committee hasn't disliked it at all (they've even won some
Awards!).
Are they inventing a new spandimerda style? Is there your shadow behind their
words???
Since I didnt want to waste time on Zinklame as I thought that he was just a
poor little kid with no contact with reality and when Some6&Prime did a nice
reply I thought it would be enough.. BUT time has proven that for once I was
perhaps wrong so the next time someone messes with us he will get spandimerded
by me and all the rest in Propaganda!
You still haven't earned the benevolence of the Committee, most of its members
consider you a zero-level spandimerda, in other words a lamer. What can you say
to the Judges? Have you got any sensible justification?
Hmmm.... You cute little faggots in the committee are loosers so I dont care
about what you think. The only thing I care about is me, myself and I!
What you haven't done in the past, it can be done right now. This is your
chance to become an interesting spandimerda! Write whatever shit you what upon
whoever you want, let's see if you are tough enough!
Due to my lacking english abilities we could write one sentence in two other
nice languages like swedish and russian... Vi ne lublite mne, idite ktchortu!
Gillar du mig inte sa kan du dra at helvete? If you don't love me then fuck
off!! I must be mercyful to that little kid Zinkflop so I will just say, check
the fucking charts! Propaganda is before Suicid in 90% of them!!!
Ok, it's time to ask the usual questions:
- Favourite Spandimerda Guy: Me of course! But Some1/RaZor is also a talent...
- Favourite Spandimerda Group: Razor 1911 - The One and ONLY!
- Favourite Spandimerda Mag: There are only ONE mag and thats PROPAGANDA!
- Favourite Spandimerda Demo: I havent released it YET!
As you don't know one of the fields of discussion of the Scenology, the new
science about the scene, is right the Spandimerda movement and its influences on
the single's psyche. What is your opinion about the matter? Can a Spandimerda
campaign damage the subject's real life?
Well, Spandimerding is an art that has to be practised by professionals only
(not like kids like Zinkfood) so it could be danger.. Just a message to all
readers.. "We are trained professionals so DONT try this at home!"
Some boring books have related that a there should be limits to spandimerding.
In other words they ask for a sort of Controlling Committee on every Spandimerda
action. What do you think about this flood of morality?
Interesting indeed.. Laws and controls are good but I dont have to care about
them since I am supreme and above it all...
Let's tell the truth, the spandimerda atmosphere is not that healthy nowadays.
All this bullshits about friendship and love have convinced the poor scene nerds
to be all nice and friendly. This annoys us quite much. What's the future of
the Spandimerda community according to you? Where can you find interesting
spandimerda fires we could feed and raise?
War is the thing that makes the winning society prosper so.. The scene needs
more WARS! Its more fun! Another dude you ought to look out for is the ever
"popular" Duffy/Ex-Midway,X-trade,Iris, etc... He seems to be in war with
everyone (And if he uses my sources he stole he will be DEAD!) so he should be a
forthcoming joy to the Spandimerda Committee!
You have revealed that behind the fake name of Wingman/Resistance who wrote an
hard racist article in The Jungle 3 there was you. What has been the real
reason of such move? We think that you actually did it in order to raise
rumours and ultimately to get more famous. Comments?
Actually the truth is that I am a pure neo-nazi and... Well, just kidding I
hate nazism but I wrote it for fun actually and just to get people to write
articles so I could get some for Propaganda.. And as my friend Gustav (also
known as Lizardking) always says.."ALL publicity is GOOD publicity!"
Do you believe in the theory about the Masters of the Scene, unknown and
mysterious guys who control the scene's life? Who could be these Masters,
according to you?
Damned! You have found out! Its ME! I must kill you now!
You seem to have found Official Spreaders for Propaganda without even asking for
them. What's your secret? Don't you think that somebody could have confused
Propaganda with Abnormalia, which always asks for Spreaders? In other words,
what about thanking us for Your Spreaders?
hmm... perhaps that swappers are too unintelligent to understand the greatness
of Abnormalia and just like Propaganda because its not so much stories and has
much more scenearticles... About thanking you lowlife scum, NOWAY! (or
norway?) I never thank anyone for anything!!
Well, that's all. After this almost interesting interview our opinion about you
has changed a bit. That's not a good reason for thanking you, anyway, so thanks
us for this interview and don't waste our space with your greetings.
Fuck you, I will send my complete greetings list here as I am a giga-mega
swapper also!!! GREETS to me, myself and I (and some small to Macno and Ripper)